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  • dericbindel:

    Brutalist Gargoyle

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    Got a new lil guy for yall! This is based on some prompts shared by @ordheist on twitter, specifically, the brilliant: BRUTALIST GARGOYLE ! I knew immediately I hand to try my had at it! I might make another one, too. Maybe one that’s more scary and less a cute wittle guyyyy, lmao.

    Finished this on August 15, 2023.

    EDIT: I have made the second one of the planned trio!

    EDIT 2: And here’s the final one!

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    (via evilsnootlord)

    • 9 hours ago
    • 3422 notes
  • zinjanthropusboisei:

    zinjanthropusboisei:

    Tweet by @woodlandbirder: "an old beer bottle in monks wood NNR, used as an anvil to smash open countless snails by countless song thrushes. the bottle may have been used by the birds for more than half a century, it's embossed 'Huntingdon Breweries Ltd', who ceased production in 1954. @NE_WestAnglia" Two photos of an old pitted beer bottle on the ground surrounded by cracked snail shells.ALT

    Obsessed with this actually

    The notes on this post:

    1. Oh, it’s about birds, not people. *tosses aside a rock*

    2. How were the birds picking up the bott- oh.

    3. Cracking open the boys with a cold one

    (via dduane)

    • 10 hours ago
    • 105023 notes
  • butt-berry:

    My baldur’s gate 3 save glitched out at the start of Act III and Wyll has permanently had a “new dialogue available” icon, except the only options he ever has is asking to kiss him or breaking up

    I got to the very end of the game, the world is literally ending and my character has been turned into a squid monster, and Wyll doesn’t comment on any of it he just wants to get smooched 😭

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    • 11 hours ago
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  • hecateisalesbian:

    squided:

    tlitookilakin:

    engineer-pearl0:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    “Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

    Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

    holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

    and according to the exact legal phrasing-

    No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

    This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

    Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

    @hellsite-hall-of-fame

    “The Geneva Conventions apply in all cases of declared war, or in any other armed conflict between nations. They also apply in cases where a nation is partially or totally occupied by soldiers of another nation, even when there is no armed resistance to that occupation.” - American Red Cross

    Unfortunately, classrooms don’t count as war scenarios (by default, at least).

    (via hellsite-hall-of-fame)

    • 12 hours ago
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  • feuerfranc:

    kemeeley:

    nyquilnap:

    my man went for it

    hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

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    (via skydog64)

    • 1 day ago
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  • serotoninswitch:

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    (via persephonaae)

    • 1 day ago
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  • moa-broke-me:

    abracadaze:

    “whats the point of transitioning if you aren’t dysphoric” what’s the point of eating a burger if you’re not starving to death. it looks yummy bitch

    ‘it looks yummy bitch’ is the perfect reason to do anything ever

    (via sourgoat)

    • 1 day ago
    • 65658 notes
  • queen-of-cats:

    kradeiz:

    legov7:

    poondragoon:

    bogleech:

    bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

    From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks “up” to see an equally-confused human standing “above” her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

    Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other’s bit.

    Laugh track.

    A 4 panel comic version of above post. Bat looses money, gains moth, sees jon arbuckle.ALT
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    Obsessed with the fact that it’s Jon Arbuckle

    (via rennnnnnn)

    • 1 day ago
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  • epsil-on:

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    • 2 days ago
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  • daggerfall:

    daggerfall:

    daggerfall:

    spideymoth:

    partyatsanguines:

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    Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

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    its JULY quit reblogging this!!!!!

    IT IS NOVEMBER SECOND, HOLD YOUR GODDAMN HORSES

    I realize I can’t stop you people from reblogging this 1 to 5 months early, go nuts show nuts whatever. Happy Christmas the September 28th

    (via actualmonster)

    • 2 days ago
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